My latest pair of Cut-offs has left the building. They
came to their second life about 3 years ago and were naturally named Levis.
Wrangler (yes I said Wrangler) or Lee would never do. The oddest truth is that I love wearing Lee jeans
but will only wear Levis Cut-offs. With that I would like to thank the years
1977 - 1983. You did bad things that at times skewer my ability to have
rational thought. These dependable and re-fashionable good old boys replaced a
variety of competitors. From the multicolored
knee length preppy boys or the solid pastel and golf course ready everyday's to
the "I still think I am athletic" sporties in a various sizes and
colours.
My Levis Cut-offs were available
for every occasion. We hiked, we rode bikes, we walked and to the horror of
some people in Nicaragua we swam in the Pacific Ocean. I shit you not old
friend. Most everyone was horrified and commented that they were not a bathing
suit. Bathing Suit! They most certainly are. You were everything.
When at the beach when everyone was scrambling to find
places for their assorted accessories, places to hang their bathing suits to
dry or plastic bags to carry those suits when they did not, you gave me pockets
and a great self drying skill while never leaving my side...I mean my butt. You
were amazing in your simplicity.
Well the time has come dear friend. You are splitting in
places you should not split, your threads that hang like the hair of the 70s we
all wore has now pushed the limits of your length. Nobody wants to see that
much leg on me. Patching you is not an option. You are tired and have done your
job. Well done.
Looking at me today is your replacement
ready to spring into action. They are young and willing to sacrifice their
legs and start growing the required threats immediately. They have the dark
blue that will need to fade in order to be a part of the brotherhood but that
will come with time. Its also a face that it is so damn hot here every day that "young blue" will never see the light of day unless they take your place. You too were once young, strong and dark blue. So with that
I say good bye my old dependable friend, you have been replaced. You will also be forgotten by the time I
finish this coffee.
To honor your rise like a Pheonix from the ashes of consumerism I bring to you the speech that made it happen. Funerals for your name End Today!
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